when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
by dizzzog November 8, 2003
A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
by gremly May 17, 2011
A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.
"I'll be over in about a beard"
by ritek April 30, 2009
Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy
by poosemon August 2, 2003
A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).
It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.
It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.
Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!
Player 2: She sure is. :beard:
Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)
Player 2: :beard:
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!
Player 2: She sure is. :beard:
Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)
Player 2: :beard:
by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010
eddy mcbeard: i was telling my mate about the cup final.
ricky o'beard: and what?
eddy mcbeard: he started bearding me, fucking coon head.
ricky o'beard: yea, fucking loves to chinny that one does.
ricky o'beard: and what?
eddy mcbeard: he started bearding me, fucking coon head.
ricky o'beard: yea, fucking loves to chinny that one does.
by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008
the act of "borrowing" someones work, (school work, reports, etc...) with the intentions of copying it word for word, also known as cheating.
jason was playing call of duty last night. he didn't do his school work so he's bearding mine right now
by geomatics April 1, 2011