The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.
Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.
by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021
by Snickers 8662 August 24, 2019
Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.
Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
by planetsleeep October 7, 2016
A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.
"as dumb as a bayou billy"
by KillerTool88 August 24, 2020
A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
by Two Spoon Destroyer January 1, 2021
by Alexsbaconaterhotwife November 19, 2022