When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.
"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"
by Milfy :) January 22, 2012
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What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

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"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."
by McGyver March 2, 2005
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When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!
Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln
by DAHEADBAGR November 8, 2008
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you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum
that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe
by joe horwitz July 8, 2003
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A dick with a harry head.
Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!
by Shizzle fa rizzle July 18, 2003
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U.S. president that American history teacher,Mr. Browne, is obsessed with.
Mr. browne has a life size cardboard cut out of old abe at home.
by anonymous March 4, 2005
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