Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

phantom

The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe

Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom

by Eamo420 March 7, 2011

The Phantom

Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.

Shirley fell victim to the phantom, and found herself having a very salty, unexpected meal.

by JTB October 6, 2003

Phantom

1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant

Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..

by Lord Dude May 18, 2010

the phantom

A grafiti artist in los Angeles, His work can be seen on the cover of rage against machines The battle for los angeles.

Yo did you see the phantoms throw ups

by G00000000000Gle bob November 6, 2006

Phantom

During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....

Man, I thought I was gonna blow my load early but I had a phantom and was able to go for an hour!

by TheHOSS May 16, 2013

the phantom

hockin a loogie on your partners back so they think youve gone and cummed on their back and when they turn around to yell at you for cummin on their back you cum on their face!!! buahaha

ahh you came on my back you fag *turns around and gets load in face*

by assgoblin February 10, 2004