When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"
by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020
A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.
You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.
You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.
by biggsy1138 June 11, 2010
Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help
Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?
by HenryLeeH3 October 26, 2018
by Caliso09 March 9, 2011
by Arsemunky September 5, 2016
A music that will makes you remember the pain from watching Banana Fish.
See also: Rebecca Sugar – Love Like You
See also: Rebecca Sugar – Love Like You
by YourGayCousin69420 September 24, 2020
Loafenity Prayer:
God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday
The courage to nap for hours on end
and the hammock to do it in.
God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday
The courage to nap for hours on end
and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
by JShakes December 24, 2009