Lindsey

Very sarcastic and always has witty comebacks.

Guy: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Lindsey: “Eh I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.”

by Anonymous5673 November 20, 2017

Lindsey

chronic boob sweat; usually girls that have this problem need to wear a deoderant of some sort on their cleavage; some side effects may be salty, smelly, or wet boobs

Sentence:
"I'm sorry but you have an incurable condition known as Lindsey."

by oteote January 29, 2009

Lindsey

Is a name for a loose person with no moral's who enjoys taking advantage of everyone around her. A.K.A a virus

That girl is a Lindsey

by GeAL March 12, 2009

Lindsey

A crazy girl who is addicted to drama. She stops at nothing to hurt the people around her. She will often hurt the same people over and over again.

Adam- What's wrong with that girl
Leah- I bet she talked to Lindsey

by Alexis813 November 4, 2008

Lindsey

A girl who is tall, beautiful and athletic. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes and is very seductive. Lindsey can often be found working on hip hop dance routines and practicing her free throws. Lindsey is an all around babe that any guy would be lucky to get with.

Boy 1: Dude look at that babe over there.
Boy 2: Whoa she is a total Lindsey!

by BrodyB January 8, 2013

lindsey

Noun:

(1) The ex girlfriend you regret

(2) A girl who is a crazy bitch (not in a good way)

(3) A girl who has no tits or ass

(4) An ugly girl who thinks she's hot

(5) Someone who isn't very smart

(6) An airhead

(7) A girl who is a straight up slut and fucks anything with a pulse

(8) A bottle blonde

Adjective:

(1) To cheat on your boyfriend and get mad at him for it

Guy 1: Hey man didn't you date a lindsey
Guy 2: Yeah please never speak of that again

Guy 1: My girlfriend just cheated on me then blamed me for it
Guy 2: Oh man you just got lindseyed

by kitkatkate May 18, 2013

Lindsey

a girl with blonde hair normally. usually short and mean. also, a hypocrite.

Lindsey's been telling me to do my latin homework but isn't doing her psychology homework. SHE'S SUCH A HYPOCRITE.

by emogirlfivethousand March 5, 2018