A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
by jojodiamond October 28, 2018
There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.
Why is she so good at everything?
She's a Jordan.
A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!
Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.
She's a Jordan.
A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!
Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.
by ztopwazhere February 17, 2010
A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.
by jeffery3500 October 7, 2009
The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.
"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009
The Jordan is a horrible STD caused when you sleep with a girl named Jordan, but not any Jordan, no this Jordan is the worst of them all. Known for cheating on you with your friends, and being an all around whore.
The Jordan manifests itself in men who have come into contact with the main carrier, Jordan herself. You know you have 'The Jordan' when you experience very severe twitching and swelling in the groin area.
Ladies aren't safe either, even being in the presence of Jordan will give you the disease instantly.
This STD is worse than AIDS.
The Jordan manifests itself in men who have come into contact with the main carrier, Jordan herself. You know you have 'The Jordan' when you experience very severe twitching and swelling in the groin area.
Ladies aren't safe either, even being in the presence of Jordan will give you the disease instantly.
This STD is worse than AIDS.
by Doom 'n' Shroom July 8, 2010
Jordans are the best of the best!
To find one is like finding burried treasure
jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
To find one is like finding burried treasure
jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
"boys boys boys guess what?"
"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
by Danomatic#4<3 October 27, 2010
by Bellybopthe3rd October 5, 2013