If this is the day you were born your a badass, you sick asf, you smoke weed, your crazy, and hella fucking dapper
by LuvEarl October 17, 2019
by Riley Gabrielle October 19, 2019
by slowjamsonmyds October 16, 2019
People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.
Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.
Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..
Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..
by 1 hair October 16, 2019
by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019
Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!
by jumboegg April 12, 2019
by unstable stability November 21, 2019