If this is the day you were born your a badass, you sick asf, you smoke weed, your crazy, and hella fucking dapper
“I was born July 24th” “Damn dude you must be insane
by LuvEarl October 17, 2019
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People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.
Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..
by 1 hair October 16, 2019
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The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day
by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019
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Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.
Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!
by jumboegg April 12, 2019
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Girl: Hey, I want your hoodie
Boy: We broke up-
Girl: It’s November 24th
by unstable stability November 21, 2019
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