Peter

Every one is obsessed with him. Hes not popular. Hes not hot, though some people think he is. Girls harass him constantly and will never stop. Hes funny. Hes weird. He has broad shoulders. He is kind of tall. Evry one loves Peter. Hes spazzy.

oh that guy fell down 4 staircases. he is such a peter.

by xxxxxxxmeowxxxxxxxx February 16, 2010

Peter

A blue-eyed and dimpled crazed sex machine that knows how to please his girl...also a stand-up father.

I LOVE PETER AND HIS PETER : )

by Peter's Girl October 17, 2008

Peter

The Last TimeLord

"who's that person over there"

"must be a peter"
"why"
"he's just awesome"

by herkys November 5, 2011

Peter

Peter: All class, all the time.

Never heard that guy speak ill of anyone; what a top-shelf peter.

by JustdowntheBlock July 23, 2019

peter

to drink strong cold coffee at an extremely high rate

man he just peter'd that coffee!

by john one September 29, 2010

Peter

The evil dude who causes inner peter. He is a very mean bully

Peter bullied 20 people today.

by Fameron October 23, 2018

petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.

i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.

by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012