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an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.
She used the iPod to survive from the drowning submarine.
iPod by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011

-IPOD thief 

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.
that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.
-IPOD thief by IhateThieves January 5, 2010
Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?
Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod!!!!
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..

ipod shuffle 

when someone is listening to thier ipod, you run up behind them and knock them out and drag them somewhere and start to do sweet things to them.......
i let that bitch know wat and ipod shuffle really does......
ipod shuffle by p-razz January 18, 2007
1. a retarded mp3 player that costs at least 2 times more than others that are just as good if not better
2. a mp3 player that can break so easily
1. Idiot: I just got an ipod that holds 10,000 songs for $500! and songs only cost a dollar!
Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20
2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken
ipod by Katestercat October 5, 2007

small iPod 

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music
Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.
small iPod by KTHXBOI November 15, 2007