Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019

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trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.

This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.

by HarryBrownie02 September 27, 2023

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Cock trout

when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.

“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”

by Cock trout June 25, 2019

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Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 9, 2009

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trout trap

trout trap

1. (noun) derogatory term for a woman's vagina
2. (verb) to be enamored by a woman. - see "pussy whipped"

2. Friend 1: Where's homeboy at?

Friend 2: He's at Bed, Bath and Beyond picking out pillows with his new woman.

Friend 1: Man, that bitch has got him trout trapped for real.

by PinkLincoln August 17, 2018

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