When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.
B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!
S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!
b: That's the iPod Drift!!
S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!
b: That's the iPod Drift!!
by Pirate Poppy December 6, 2008
An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.
John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.
by YaBoiFranklin May 27, 2014
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