the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
by Jake Joy November 25, 2007
When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018
"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
by Sally H. December 28, 2022
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
by tonysuave August 16, 2010
I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge
by Jammy66 August 17, 2021