Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
by AidenXxX February 6, 2018
Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008
a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020
Goth golfing
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
by Goth golfer September 3, 2023