the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan January 18, 2018

crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 6, 2023

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 8, 2016

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 6, 2022

Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.

Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.

by KnightMare. July 25, 2018