crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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Crispy Concords

Crispy Concords is a youtuber with 1,86 subscribers (11/1 2021)
Crispy Concords is da best
by YT_Jalle January 11, 2021
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Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream
Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage
by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021
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Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips
" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"
by Getrktm8 December 16, 2016
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Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.
Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!
by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023
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Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 16, 2019
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Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.
I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!
by 808GUAC March 21, 2022
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