pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokemon journey

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

by Pokemon journey July 9, 2021

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 28, 2021

Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism February 16, 2018

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 27, 2023

Cutie Pokemon

A Cutie Pokemon is not necessarily a compliment or a insult, its a way of life and a term of endearment. If someone refers to you as a CP (Cutie Pokemon) it is the highest level of honor and righteousness.

You know that Riley guy, yeah he's a Cutie Pokemon

by Kevin MacLeod October 11, 2021