National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)
by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021
The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.
by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019
The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 7, 2022
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018
I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.
If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017
A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017