Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 7, 2013

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here

by GotDemAirForces June 16, 2022

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 12, 2019

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017