If you was born in jan 26th you probable shy but very kind persone. I think you need to tell your problems to somebody cause you want to do everything alone (you think your friend dont waste his/him time to you). Just smile and everything is become happy☀️
by Itwillbeok November 23, 2021
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A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
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the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030
by zred2006 February 8, 2022
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Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.
Person 1: Are you friends with Jan Zy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so lucky to be friends with her!
by thatquirkygal October 2, 2023
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when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier February 15, 2011
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The hottest Boy you will every meet He has a very enormes Penis and great style.
by Mr. Gezze January 5, 2017
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Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.
Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.
by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022
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