Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 4, 2011
A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020
Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie November 11, 2015
a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
by mmiikkii March 20, 2008
FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".
by CoconutMuffin May 21, 2011
A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 8, 2023