The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
by Dragon dix August 3, 2021
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The extrememly sexy guy in the movie PATHOLOGY,who uses his pathological skills to commit the perfect murder.........
That Ted Grey? He Can Kill Me Any Time He Likes!
by Coroner V May 22, 2009
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Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen
by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023
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The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
by Keagantenzie January 8, 2020
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A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
by J.DAWGdizzle May 1, 2016
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The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.
He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.
by Garren Bell May 12, 2022
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