Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 10, 2018

goober

a term commonly by the youtuber Polygon Donut to determine something silly

"LOOK AT THIS GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE IT!!!"

by mewity! April 18, 2023

Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 14, 2018

Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop

Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there

by Brapmaster November 17, 2022

goober

goober is someone who is a history nerd who really really likes Garfield and who has a goofy name and cant draw

omg is that goober - me
yes - goober

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018