tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 7, 2018

Spinning tapes

Skateboarding

I was just spinning tapes at the skatepark this morning

by Harrisonsamug May 20, 2021

spinning tapes

skateboarding

I love spinning tapes

by sk8r28 May 20, 2021

tape 02

tape 02

tape 02:um it moving? ye, finally we can make it move oh did u hear it starting khow how to speaking

by HarryTheRed November 10, 2022

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021