Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 19, 2020

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A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls

Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni

by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016

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montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 15, 2011

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Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

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