callum

the kindest sweetest most thoughtful guy on the planet. he never fails to put a smile on your face especially when he cooks you food. everyone needs a callum in their life.

person 1: hey can i have your last rolo?

person 2: no i’m saving it for callum

by youwillneverknowitsme November 29, 2022

Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 21, 2020

Callum

Callum

A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets

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Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets

by Callum Harteveldt May 14, 2023

Callum

Cracked, insane

Callum is cracked and not a capper

by Hannah apparently June 6, 2022

Callum

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

by James Vassallo May 30, 2019

callum

He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.

Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually

by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022

Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob

Omg Callum is a bitch

by Dogloaver January 14, 2019