cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.

Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!

by gangstah Dan March 8, 2019

autoclave tape

A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.

If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Bubble Tape

Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!

#bubbleYUM!!!

Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by mouthrat December 24, 2018

tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 7, 2018