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Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
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Catch It From The Net

When a player walks under the net to collect the ball after greatness has scored a jumpshot.
by RUROL October 12, 2021
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Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.
-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.
by bridal guru September 20, 2016
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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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