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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
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Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.
-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.
by bridal guru September 20, 2016
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Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.
Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
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Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity
by Wencher August 13, 2009
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