the problem

name of the notorious Hector Acosta.

"she asked if i was her solution? i was like bitch nahh im the problem"
"toxic king, doesnt put up with no simpin"
"confident individual"

by TheProblem187 February 10, 2023

squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Problem child

A Trouble child

Problem children are evil

by 459395 April 13, 2023

youtube problem

Addiction which causes non-stop browsing of YouTube, can be contagious.

1: He's been on the computer all day, why won't he stop?
2: He's got a serious YouTube problem.
1: Oh shit!
2: He gave it to Grandpa

by deadpool kills ignorance July 24, 2019

Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.

Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?

by Rikstah April 4, 2024

Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

Problem

you, you’re the root of it.

boy: there isn’t a problem
girl: bro, YOU’RE the problem

by heydysobs February 26, 2022