Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

Net subtract

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.

Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.

It my net.... bro.

by Legga May 20, 2019

Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.

"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."

by JamiesJam May 4, 2025

Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.

You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.

by Sike200104 September 8, 2022

Slip through any net

Meaning down below she's smooth and wet

"What was jess like"
"Oh she could slip through any net"

by MukeMikeCut August 20, 2017