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Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
Bro your just her net
by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016
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Net Favoritism

Net Favoritism is what Ajit Pai want's, the opposite of "Net Neutrality".
Net Favoritism lets the owner mess with the equality of the internet if "Favoritsm", limiting what people are able to do with their internet.

It comes from greedy Ajit Pai's mind.
"Net Favoritism" |net-fey-ver-i-tiz-uh m, feyv-ri-|
Is a policy in which a possible owner is able to restrict internet usage and limit other areas to any specific individual.

"HEY, when do you think "Net Neutrality" is gonna be coming?"
"Only when Viacom and others "Net Favo
ritism" ends."
by Difyned January 17, 2018
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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
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spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.
Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
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spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.
Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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