Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.

Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!

by shshshizuku November 27, 2020

Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.

Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"

by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012

Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.

Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.

-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

net server

Internet server;net server controls will automatically determine the browser that has requested the page

Exchangearchive is available on net server.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.

Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity

by Wencher August 13, 2009