Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal July 10, 2013

twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)

yer maws a twally washer

by horse79 June 20, 2011

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Fanny washer

fanny washer\

There is regularly a fella who “dances” around near the entrance to the subway in Glasgow city centre, the guys a complete “fanny washer”

by Desing May 5, 2019

toss-washer

Derogatory term for a tranny's genitalia

Eat shit, you fucking toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017

bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.

Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.

by Nf8808 May 11, 2017