oy vey

its DUTCH not yiddish, as believed by some unbalanced nojewish people.

Unbalanced child: oy vey is JEWISH.
Validargument kid: Its dutch. everyone knows that.
Unbalanced child: oh yea, youre right, i think ill go change my shoelaces now.

by Safff October 4, 2007

Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

by K-10 September 28, 2006

Qiri vei bu

A witty response to literally any question in Fiji which translates into, "call you grandmother". I personally do not like this joke because my bu is dead.

Miri: Hey Jone, can you top up my bus card?
Jone: Qiri vei bu!

Oi brass, kere jibi (Oi bro, can you spare a cigarette?
Lmao, qiri vei bu

Kubu?
Qiri vei bu

by susu bread May 10, 2021

poi vey

made of mazo meal, not taro root, paste, dip, goop

Quit slurping up that library paste, it ain't poi vey.

by larry lynch April 19, 2008

oy frickin vey

More emphasized version of oy vey

Oy frickin vey! My girlfriend just screwed another guy.

by The Man With No Name May 7, 2004

st. jørgens vei

En vei i Oslo.

- Jeg bor i St. Jørgens Vei.
- OK

by Internetguy7766 February 22, 2014

oy vey in a good way

"When life gets a little messy but has potential to work out in the end."

Works best when using inflection towards the end of the saying to imply a question.

Nicole "Oh no, the dog just took a shit in my mom's new luggage!" Sam Hey she has already been here two days and leaves in the monrning, That's oy vey in a good way?"

by Samsneadbbr July 11, 2018