The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
by Mr. Adiction Ary September 20, 2007
A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.
Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
by ProudValentiner February 11, 2013
by frenchkid96 September 15, 2011
a valentine is someone who you give your heart to for one day on February 14th. it could be a friend, or more than a friend.
by hahahahahahahhahahahahahh February 13, 2019
The best friend you can have: creative, kind and always there for others. very curious, does not concentrate very well but always full of humor !!
My best friend Valentine!
by Valivalo1 April 27, 2020
by MightyPigeon August 21, 2017
After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.
by matressReker September 7, 2011