by billy the bob joey May 2, 2016
Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.
by TheOneInTheCorner85 April 17, 2016
A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"
Boyfriend dick
Boyfriend dick
by Joynucci May 8, 2016
The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
by Whatahmelone April 27, 2016
A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 April 28, 2016
Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.
The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.
by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019
A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.
Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.
by spizzike March 16, 2017