Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.
Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 20, 2019
When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.
by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009
A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.
We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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by Sweetnessbigtime October 23, 2007
by stuartc323 May 24, 2009
The act of spending large amounts of money on a consistent, random basis. This normally involves designer clothes, expensive watches, top-shelf bottles, jet-setting, and any activity which represents a high class lifestyle.
by Rob London November 17, 2011