clicking a link not knowing what will happen then having it cause your friends to become unaware of inheriting an ETD (Electronically Transmitted Disease)
by Alastardark May 4, 2010
Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.
"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
by mwood23 March 12, 2010
Blogger/Tweeter/Facebooker/G+er:
I used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job.
Reader/Follower/Friend/G+er:
I came out in a rash reading that... thanks for the STD... (Socially Transmitted Disease).
I used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job.
Reader/Follower/Friend/G+er:
I came out in a rash reading that... thanks for the STD... (Socially Transmitted Disease).
by iamjonny August 3, 2011
A culturallly transmitted disease that attacks whole cultures of people. It runs in families and some studies show that it may be caused by a gene unique to humans that can produce good results but also can also cause negative tendencies. The exact chromosome has not yet been found if this is at all the root of the disease.
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An example of CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease would be the Long Island Italian strain. A unique disease that causes a majority of Italians to behave in an overtly emotional manner displaying Operatic-like expressivity and using hyperbole. Anxiety is often a sympton of the disease. It originated on Long Island from the descendants of Brooklyn first generation Italians. No one knows the cause, but it is believe to be linked to an ancient Italian gene. Early onset of the disease is also very common among Long Island Italians.
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by TheVoiceOfPsyche January 23, 2013
Slang for scabies. They're small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. They cause intense itching and are passed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. While not always passed via sexual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.
Bobby: Whoa man check out Dylan he's scratching like his whole body is on fire!
Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...
Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!
Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.
Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?
Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
Jay: Yeah man he's got that STM...
Bobby: What the fuck is an STM?!
Jay: It's scabies. They're a STM (sexually transmitted mite). He supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin'.
Bobby: Wait. Isn't that what you just had?
Jay: I don't want to talk about it.
by Biggest Rockstar sans Band January 27, 2009
Noun: Down Syndrome received by having sexual intercourse with a retard who appears to be suffering from Down Syndrome whether or not he actually does suffer from Down Syndrome.
Usually it's just a faggot who thinks he's hot shit.
Usually it's just a faggot who thinks he's hot shit.
"Lindsay" Lohan caught Sexually Transmitted Down Syndrome (STDS) from having sex with that one douche Matthew.
by Landon Smithismith June 11, 2008
GTDs are ALWAYS mistaken for stds.u see along time ago a ginger named errogk fucked an ape therefore developing GTD's.they changed it to stds in the 1200's because king arthur slept with a ginger and banned the word.in the 1990s it was discovered and brought back by south park
by xdfmkldfgbl[ February 23, 2011