Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 15, 2022
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
by DonkeyBitch November 9, 2009
I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick
by GringoTENN October 6, 2008
Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.
by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017
by misskae May 11, 2015
Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023