GringoTENN's definitions

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

Tennessee Toothpick

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.

I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick

by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

Tennessee Fish Stick

An olofactory condition of the penis after sexual contact with a yeast indfection or std affected vagina.

When I pulled out, it was a Tennessee Fish Stick, my junk smelled like rotten pussy.

by GringoTENN January 18, 2009