I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick
by GringoTENN October 6, 2008
Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
by Arthur T. Scumwell III Esq. May 22, 2010
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.
by Sex Daddy July 18, 2023
Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.
by Major League Cock Wrestling June 5, 2020