tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 26, 2007

The Tits

A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...

Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.

"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 26, 2005

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

tits

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006

tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

by sorrysauce June 27, 2007

tit

Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/

by Guy123 July 31, 2006

tits

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006