When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.
by pete the dragon August 18, 2013
by bigdaddyhottnutts October 3, 2018
Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.
After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.
by irish sully August 7, 2005
that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.
by Melkevica January 8, 2011
The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.
by rogoed July 7, 2009
by Robin February 6, 2005
The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.
After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.
by Poppa Squat April 8, 2007