chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”

"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"

by Toto106 April 9, 2010

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 8, 2006

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun June 1, 2011

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 11, 2010