To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004
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A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.

When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.

Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
by BK from the 608 June 21, 2010
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The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.
Dude that guy should just go Smurfing
by Naraic72 January 18, 2011
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UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.
Oh great, here come the Smurfs.
by wodnerduck October 2, 2004
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meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth
guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need
by domingo_girl August 15, 2011
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Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."
We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.
by GringoSuperStar June 3, 2003
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