A selfish person who bleeds the pimp juice out of an unsuspecting person.

One who smothers another and becomes insistently demanding of another persons qualities, good nature or material wealth for their own lack-there-of or personal shortcomings.
Gold digger literally and metaphorically who'll bleed someone dry if they let the pimp juicer into their circle of trust.
by Life's Easy January 12, 2009
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a woman who sucks you so long you have no more juices left in you
she is such a cock juicer.
by Robert Micheal Terry November 1, 2007
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a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers
by JJ Juicer March 12, 2009
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A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.

"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
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A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie
I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.
by DanTheLittleMan May 3, 2016
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Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.
The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.
by Rey V April 1, 2008
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