6 definitions by SultrySloth
A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.
Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.
Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!
Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
The odd one out of the girls who is a feminist and avoids shaving for months on end. When you question her about it, she goes off at you, like the bitch she is, giving you an unwanted lecture about unwanted social norms.
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
a rank fart that smells so bad it makes you barf. It's like the combination of rotten meat mixed with cow dung.
Eunice farted, and when Rosa smelt it, she blurfed.
Did you see what happened to Rosa yesterday? She blufed a lot, after Eunice passed lethal gas.
Did you see what happened to Rosa yesterday? She blufed a lot, after Eunice passed lethal gas.
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019