I went to my buddy's house the other day and he was making a hot carl for me to consume....I bet its tasty
by Young Trav October 13, 2007
by guru marijuana March 4, 2009
a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.
i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.
by gootch November 8, 2006
a hot carl is when u take a shit in a grls mouth she crews it up and swallows it!! and i saw this one site that is nasty but this grl gets a hot karl and instead of eatin the shit u puts in the freezer and the next day uses it for a dildo thats hott (not rele)
by Mike Pontoriero January 10, 2006
The act of swinging the closed end of a white tube sock, filled with freshly deficated feces from one's sexual partner, and hitting one's sexual partner in the face.
"I was about to Hot Carl that bitch when the end of the sock broke open and shit went flying all over the place"
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
by Greg Magno February 24, 2008
While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.
That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.
by Damn Dirty Ape May 21, 2007
by DreamySarah November 23, 2007