A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
The act of killing the main Protagonist You before the game ends, sometimes in the beginning, or middle of the game story line.
Guy 1: Oh my god it did it again!
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
by Dr.Sigma {Σ} July 19, 2016
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 18, 2019
A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 19, 2010
Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .
by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020
Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..
by Kompski June 10, 2018
"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."
"we are almost halfway there."
by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021