It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
by Zandzy_AFT January 1, 2016
When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 15, 2013
Short for "Floppy Cock". Generally accompanied with a flailing right arm the term is used to describe idiot gay people who do stupid stuff.
by Dr. Word February 6, 2007
A hippy, often seen in drum circles, barefoot, wearing stupid floppy hats and floppy pants they made themselves
by Clizza April 7, 2003
1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
by Lations September 12, 2007
Post-sex celebration in which you raise your hands up in the air and wiggle your dick around like a propeller.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase February 16, 2018