(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
by FIRSTCAVY January 20, 2004
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The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat
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by Mephisto666 July 22, 2005
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while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*
jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.
by parnelli February 25, 2009
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Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit
she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer
by THE D.O.M. December 23, 2008
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A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
by DOUGxc May 10, 2006
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To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
Jim gave Kristin a Cleveland Steamer.
by Philip Saurman April 18, 2005
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When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009
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