Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 12, 2014

L Bruiser

Someone who b wakin up wit a swollen eye n hand..

shorty L Bruiser

by #FREEBANDZ August 4, 2022

kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 24, 2012

cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 5, 2019

Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.

Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.

by Mike1356 October 11, 2010

Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.

Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.

by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023

Bruiser

A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special

Bruiser is an alpha male

by Bruce130404 November 22, 2021