by Jen C. May 19, 2006
guy: omg this girl is crazy! she wont stop texting me.
guy2: dude, that could be considered textual harrassment
guy2: dude, that could be considered textual harrassment
by melby April 15, 2008
Quick relationship that is text only, short lived, hot and heavy. Does not last more than a week. Never meeting in person or actually having physical context. They go no where.
by jimmydawg April 2, 2011
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!
mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)
aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)
mike: cool..
aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)
mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?
..and so on.
mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)
aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)
mike: cool..
aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)
mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?
..and so on.
by syntheno May 12, 2010
Sending an anonymous text message to a random person with a revealing picture and a sexual-like message.
Origin: Tosh.0 Season 5 episode 1
Origin: Tosh.0 Season 5 episode 1
by gorrillawarfare February 7, 2013
This term refers to the misinterpretations, misread emotions, inaccurate texter to textee translations, and overall miscommunications that result from the limitations of conversations via texting.
"I was telling her how much fun I had last night, but she thought I was being sarcastic. She totally misread what I was texting. Must have been the textual ambiguity."
Script Example:
Her- "like omg I had so much fun with u last night :) Did u like the play?"
Him - "yeh it was great"
Her - "are you sure? I know u wanted to go to the game with your friends..."
Him - "no its ok, I had fun with u"
Her - "It doesn't seem like u had fun."
Him - "why do u say that?"
Her - "You just don't sound like u had fun."
Him -"what? how? I literally said the play was great and that I had fun with you"
Her - "yeah but I can tell u didn't mean it"
Him - "yes I did, what are u talkin about?"
Her - "See and now ur annoyed."
Him - "NO I'M NOT!"
Her - "Don't yell at me! Next time u can go to the stupid game and I'll go to the play alone."
Him - .... (dafuq?)
Script Example:
Her- "like omg I had so much fun with u last night :) Did u like the play?"
Him - "yeh it was great"
Her - "are you sure? I know u wanted to go to the game with your friends..."
Him - "no its ok, I had fun with u"
Her - "It doesn't seem like u had fun."
Him - "why do u say that?"
Her - "You just don't sound like u had fun."
Him -"what? how? I literally said the play was great and that I had fun with you"
Her - "yeah but I can tell u didn't mean it"
Him - "yes I did, what are u talkin about?"
Her - "See and now ur annoyed."
Him - "NO I'M NOT!"
Her - "Don't yell at me! Next time u can go to the stupid game and I'll go to the play alone."
Him - .... (dafuq?)
by Jeff Strau March 28, 2015
A person who has great trouble SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good at it. An SMS response from a textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.
(Sent in a text message) 'You can call me if you're that textually impaired.'
"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."
"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."
by Commander Awesome November 23, 2007